The only meme coin that knows it’s a joke. Launched before we had a reason.
What Is $SATIRE?$SATIRE is a meme coin powered by zero fundamentals and maximum clown energy.It’s the official token of Satire Satoshis, a parody media project mocking everything from crypto influencers to shitcoin maxis.If it goes to zero, that’s the roadmap. If it moons, it’s a bug.Our only promise:
To roast the hell out of every self-important crypto influencer and cult-token maxi until they block us, cry, or accidentally buy $SATIRE.
| Quarter | Plan |
| Q1 | Launch the token. Panic.
| Q2 | Get rugged by our own community.
| Q3 | Relaunch V2. Blame devs.
| Q4 | Open DAO to vote on memes. Ignore results.
Tokenomics
Supply: 1,000,000,000
Tax: 0% (we couldn’t code a tax if we tried)
Utility: Punchlines. Meme templates. That’s it.
“I created Bitcoin so people could lose money faster.”
— Fake Satoshi